Bizarre Phobias You Never Knew Existed

Dutchphobia

You can probably guess what this means.

If you have the distress of the Dutch or anything Dutch-related, then you have Dutchphobia. Watch out for those Heinekens.

Geliophobia

It would be a poor plan to go see any comedy shows if you have this disorder.

If you have a fear of laughing, then you either have Geliophobia, or you are astonishingly uptight.

Anablephobia

You may see people with this phobia always staring down … and perhaps slamming into things.

If somebody has Anablephobia, they have a fear of looking up.